Hannibal Lector and Uncle Jesse unable to save Rick's Appliance Repair

WaterWorks and gravity got the best of Rick's Appliance Repair this past Friday at Heritage Yards #3. After Staking WWs to an 11-2 lead by the second inning, Rick's was unable to get anything going with the bats and eventually let the lead drift to 17-2 before the game was called in the fourth. What appeared on paper to be an offensive outburst by WW was really just a showcase of RAR's inability to get their gloves in between the ball and the ground. RAR's defense seemed to be in the right place thanks to the brilliant softball mind of uncle Jesse from 'Dukes of Hazard', but the outfielders couldn't manage to execute.
The lack of defense was a major disappointment to Hannibal Lector who did a great job of getting WW hitters to hit his pitches. Lector 's defensive support was not the only thing missing from the game as WW infielder Byron was a game-time scratch. The reason for the removal from the lineup was not disclosed leaving only speculation as to why the player was a no show. The early rumors from the WW clubhouse was that 'Nine' had hit a low point in his struggle with sex addiction and had to seek help. That gossip was later dismissed as a WW spokesman confirmed that there was a contract dispute and that WW was ready to release the player if a contract wasn't signed under their terms. B's agent was not available for contact. Actually, the agents phone appeared to be disconnected.